you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
Let’s all just make jokes about die antwoord instead
How many die antwoords will I need to screw in a lightbulb?
None becaus they’re fuckin weird and I don’t want them in my house
Leonardo DiCaprio paints himself gold and whispers “I am the Oscar”
Those girls who wear converse to prom because “they aren’t like most girls”